March 2012
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February 2012
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Watchfancypantz4:
nolanslifeisaverage:
themostshambles:
STOP.
WHAT.
VOICE.
HAIR.
WHAT.
!
I SHALL PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
Anonymous asked: you seriously have the best hair ever.
Anonymous asked: you're one of the bravest, wisest, kindest people i have the honor of knowing.
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Anonymous asked: hottie hottie hottie hottie hottie hottie hottie
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“The whole point of Candide. Everyone is a Butt Monkey.”
– tvtropes.org
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
dicksinbutts:
Only because muttonchips gatiss
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On the Subject of Mounted Police
David Mitchell: So [Canadians] have no unmounted police?
Stephen Fry: Well… I don’t know?
David Mitchell: It must be very difficult on raids of small flats…
Jimmy Carr: You should see the squad cars… they’re a mess, David! They are a MESS!
David Mitchell: Well actually trying to chase a heroin addict up a small staircase on a horse… it’s ridiculous!
Alan Davies: Heroin addicts would know then to go for the small staircase!
David Mitchell: It’s like trying to police a country with Daleks!
Jimmy Carr: … Which would never work with the disabled access we got now; the Daleks could get everywhere.
David Mitchell: … Jimmy, do you think… are you saying… that disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy?!
Jimmy Carr: … YES… That is EXACTLY what I am saying!
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catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
i think this goes without saying…
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fancypantz4 replied to your post: James Nassif: Home Renter!
James Nassif: Real Person!
James Nassif: Biped!
James Nassif: Home Renter!
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“Two things: you left your blue mystery drink in my fridge, and the midnight...”
– Matthew Lewin
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thepale-one:
redfish-jewfish:
thepale-one replied to your post: To all that I have seen this weekend…
wait…were you here?
Yep.
…oh. :(
:(
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thepale-one replied to your post: To all that I have seen this weekend…
wait…were you here?
Yep.
To all that I have seen this weekend...
You have played a part in making the past 36 hours into a wonderful digression from reality that I will never forget, though I do not presume to remember all of it.
Also… Alick, if you read this, I’m sorry I tried to bite you.
good morning i am a cactus
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An email from my Organic Chemistry Professor
“… Now, the importance of E1/E2/SN1/SN2 for non chemists: Contained below are my thoughts on the matter on why pre-Meds should take organic chemistry. One of the big reasons is E1/E2/SN1/SN2. Not necessarily the chemistry, but the thought process necessary to predict which reaction is which. The same thought process is necessary for the decisions that you will need to make in...
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fancypantz4:
barf-prince:
angry? masturbate. tired? masturbate. hungry? masturbate. excited? masturbate. got a headache? masturbate. cramps? masturbate. craving something? masturbate. bored? masturbate. i could go on.
a good post
I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS AND YOU NEVER LISTEN
“the decision to sire children with your best bro is not one to be taken lightly.”
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If I ever grow a full mustache I want people to...
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Attacked By 27 Dogs Today: How To Fix Sexism: ... →
attackedby27dogstoday:
I work at an elementary school providing before and after school care five days a week. In all, I see about sixty kids at my job from all walks of life. Today, a boy in kindergarten came in wearing an m&m’s t-shirt with the female green m&m on the front, and his sister was wearing a t-shirt…
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Stephen Fry: The surnames that have most dwindled over the last century are Handcock... Glasscock, Hickenbottom, Shufflebottom, and Winterbottom...
Alan Davies: We had a Jimmy Glasscock at school...
Stephen Fry: Did you?!
Alan Davies: Yeah... you could always see when he was coming.
