Reblogged from niaili
She bnever gave me byack my keys
And that's really all there is to say on the matter.



Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Or, do, and let them fall on their own sword.
if they’re unarmed
then
why do they have a sword?
I like my metaphors like I like my opponents: mixed up.
if they’re unarmed then why do they have a sword?